They say that we're supposed to feel more 'recharged' and 'refreshed' after the attachment, and that we'll all be better motivated for the semester... ... ...
BUT HEY! Guess what?
We're feeling EVEN MORE TIRED THAN EVER. (quote, unquote: DYING or DEAD, for some) Haha.
Not only we have a shorter holiday than those who didn't do their IAs last semester, the modules themselves are all double 0 agents of the NTU secret service, with a license to kill and destroy our very living nutshells AND nuts...
So we have the trigger-happy agents all lined up, ready to blast us to oblivion this semester:
007: Analysis of Materials.
You think he's the most lethal? James B*nd? He's actually the LEAST of our concern this time round. And yeah, for some uncanny reason(s), girls actually like 007.
006: Econs of Manufacturing
3 hours of PAINFUL and time sapping interrogation with him EVERY WEEK, and not to forget the 'end-of-the-day' report we have to come up with... Oh man, should have shut my ears when he read me my Miranda rights...
005: Materials Design
A joke Joel came up with: Where do crazy squirrels go? The answer: To the nut-house. This is one of the least painful jokes he came up with - DURING 005. 'nuff said. Go figure.
003: Materials Failure
So he started off with: "What is, my dear friends, FAILURE?"
Under my breath: "Not an option for you, but a sure thing for me..." BAH! Corrosion chemistry, electrochemistry, chemical characterizations, failure analysis, failure physics, failure STATISTICS... ... Can't... breath... ... ...
002: Advanced Materials Processing
He's dashing, suave, big muscles, huge guns, cool gadgets... totally the most lethal of all agents. But it's not his looks that's killing us. Nor is it his martial arts or weaponary or toys - it's the simple fact that we could NEVER understand what he's trying to tell us... like... N-E-V-E-R. It always seemed like the sentences coming out of his mouth are encoded, then played-backwards and recorded, then encoded again, and then played at a speed so fast we "catch no balls." He's a nut-cracker.
001: Metallic & Ceramic Materials
He's been kind. But somehow... he looks hideous. It's probably the peace before the storm. Bracing ourselves for it. Not that there's much we can do to 'siam' it... Enjoying it while it lasts.
Think I'll be needing more helmets and bulletproof vests. Haha... =)
--
I know this is kinda early, and coupled with the recession, a wish list is totally not the thing now. But owells, always good to hope for the best ya? Heh. And oh, it's a material list. And I can NOT afford ANYTHING here.
1. Honda Integra (Red, Black, or Yellow)
2. Apple: MacBook Pro
3. Bible Commentary
4. TagHuer / Casio G-Shock digital watch
5. Ibanez AEG10NE-NT classical guitar
6. Electric drum set
7. New knee guard with in-sewn metal supports
8. Foosball table
9. Set of dumb bells + inclinable bench
10. More clothes + jeans + socks + shoes + ... ...
And many many more. Haha...
--
Thank you guys.. for your prayers and care & concern for my poisoning. I'm UP and running now. Thanks for all the SMSes and tags and MSN msgs. Appreciate it. Made me feel better.
--
Thanks Angela and Ain. You guys came at the right time that night. The pain so was horrible that I couldn't do anything. Thank God you guys came over. Got my mind off it. Heh. So was it a pink pill or purple pill we were looking at? =P
--
Roomie, you can just G.&D. Moses does more things than splitting things you know? You PB.
--
Thanks da. For everything.
BUT HEY! Guess what?
We're feeling EVEN MORE TIRED THAN EVER. (quote, unquote: DYING or DEAD, for some) Haha.
Not only we have a shorter holiday than those who didn't do their IAs last semester, the modules themselves are all double 0 agents of the NTU secret service, with a license to kill and destroy our very living nutshells AND nuts...
So we have the trigger-happy agents all lined up, ready to blast us to oblivion this semester:
007: Analysis of Materials.
You think he's the most lethal? James B*nd? He's actually the LEAST of our concern this time round. And yeah, for some uncanny reason(s), girls actually like 007.
006: Econs of Manufacturing
3 hours of PAINFUL and time sapping interrogation with him EVERY WEEK, and not to forget the 'end-of-the-day' report we have to come up with... Oh man, should have shut my ears when he read me my Miranda rights...
005: Materials Design
A joke Joel came up with: Where do crazy squirrels go? The answer: To the nut-house. This is one of the least painful jokes he came up with - DURING 005. 'nuff said. Go figure.
003: Materials Failure
So he started off with: "What is, my dear friends, FAILURE?"
Under my breath: "Not an option for you, but a sure thing for me..." BAH! Corrosion chemistry, electrochemistry, chemical characterizations, failure analysis, failure physics, failure STATISTICS... ... Can't... breath... ... ...
002: Advanced Materials Processing
He's dashing, suave, big muscles, huge guns, cool gadgets... totally the most lethal of all agents. But it's not his looks that's killing us. Nor is it his martial arts or weaponary or toys - it's the simple fact that we could NEVER understand what he's trying to tell us... like... N-E-V-E-R. It always seemed like the sentences coming out of his mouth are encoded, then played-backwards and recorded, then encoded again, and then played at a speed so fast we "catch no balls." He's a nut-cracker.
001: Metallic & Ceramic Materials
He's been kind. But somehow... he looks hideous. It's probably the peace before the storm. Bracing ourselves for it. Not that there's much we can do to 'siam' it... Enjoying it while it lasts.
Think I'll be needing more helmets and bulletproof vests. Haha... =)
--
I know this is kinda early, and coupled with the recession, a wish list is totally not the thing now. But owells, always good to hope for the best ya? Heh. And oh, it's a material list. And I can NOT afford ANYTHING here.
1. Honda Integra (Red, Black, or Yellow)
2. Apple: MacBook Pro
3. Bible Commentary
4. TagHuer / Casio G-Shock digital watch
5. Ibanez AEG10NE-NT classical guitar
6. Electric drum set
7. New knee guard with in-sewn metal supports
8. Foosball table
9. Set of dumb bells + inclinable bench
10. More clothes + jeans + socks + shoes + ... ...
And many many more. Haha...
--
Thank you guys.. for your prayers and care & concern for my poisoning. I'm UP and running now. Thanks for all the SMSes and tags and MSN msgs. Appreciate it. Made me feel better.
--
Thanks Angela and Ain. You guys came at the right time that night. The pain so was horrible that I couldn't do anything. Thank God you guys came over. Got my mind off it. Heh. So was it a pink pill or purple pill we were looking at? =P
--
Roomie, you can just G.&D. Moses does more things than splitting things you know? You PB.
--
Thanks da. For everything.
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