Know what my central nervous is saying right now? Read on only if you’re REALLY FREE and have got NOTHING TO DO. Cause I wasted twenty minutes typing this crap and it’s really an eye sore to read. This is what happens when you get insane after facing the notes and textbooks for long hours.
“In less than 10 days, all hell’s going to break loose here. Evil creatures and ghouls and monsters are going to terrorize our minds and sanity with ever-tormenting brain wreckers and soul sappers! Listen up fellow Brain Cells! As what is going to be read is of utmost importance, and it may be our very last chance of survival!
On Wednesday, E-con-monster will strike! Armed with his terrifying theories of Taxes, Government Policies, GDPs, Marginality and many more, we are expecting him to wipe out half of our BC population. But fret not my dear friends! Legends say that as long as we SUPPLY him the CAPITAL he DEMANDS, and that EQUILIBRIUM is achieved, we can greatly reduce the BC fatality!
Now don’t be too happy as yet! Because two days later, the ferocious voo-doo-you-mad-the-mad-ticks will suck our very lives away! Records show that this vicious creature wields the hellish weapons of ‘DIFFERENTIATION’ and ‘INTEGRATION’, stolen from the mythical monster Calculus. Not only so, this creature is also well-known for using war tactics such as ‘COMPLEX NUMBERS’ and ‘3-D VECTORS”! Voo-doo-you-mad-the-mad-ticks is one creature not to be messed around with. Estimated fatality could be up to more than 80% if we do not take the necessary precautions! It is proven that techniques such as ‘PRODUCT RULE’ and ‘QUOTIENT’ rule can shield us against the damages of ‘DIFFERENTIATION’; and ‘BY PART’, ‘SUBSTITUTION METHOD’ and ‘PARTIAL FRACTIONS’ is sufficient to protect us against ‘INTEGRATION’! So my dear friends, I urge you now to practice very hard the techniques to wield this creature away!
After which, we will rest ourselves for 5 days, and get ready for the toughest battle yet! The ultimate demon-Fiziks shall come through the gates of hell and spread terror amongst us! Well known for his population-sweeping rituals, his curses are forces to be reckoned with! He would usually start of with the ‘OPTICS’ curse, where the entire BC will be thrown into utter confusion; just the situation he likes. Then, he’ll curse our arsenal and live-stocks with ‘MAGNETIC FIELD’ and ‘ELECTRIC FIELD’, draining our morale! Lastly, he’ll cast his ultimate spell ‘QUANTUM PHYSICS’ to make us all go bonkers and start killing each other! Yes indeed, it seems disastrous and all so hopeless now. Especially when the magical book of ‘ten year series’ is long lost few months back; things are so going to get ugly. Just perhaps, maybe, probably, chanceful, if luck permits, the scroll of ‘FORMULA SHEET’ can help us. But the chances are small my dear mates. Do not pin too much hope on it.
If there are any of us remaining 3 days later, we’ll have to suffer the wrath of KAY-mystery. As if the previous three weren’t bad enough, KAY-mystery promises to bring the ORGANIC fiends of ALKANES, ALKENES, ALKYNES, ALKOHOLS and ACEEDS to tear us apart! Not to forget: MOLES, ELECTROCHEM, EQUILIBRIA, SOLUBILITY are the some INORGANIC ones he likes to summon. For those who are still alive, fighting this horrendous creature, remember hard that the ORGANIC fiends are vulnerable to COMBUSTION as it turns them to harmless and environmentally friendly COtwo and HtwoO! (well, too much COtwo is not good also la.) As for the INORGANIC ones, we have yet to come up with any feasible solutions. So, good luck!
Lastly, if lady luck is smiling down on you, on the 1st of December 2006, the very last monster ‘EFFECTIVE COMM’ shall cross the borders. For it is said by many other BCs of the other Brains that ‘EFFECTIVE COMM don’t need to study one lar!’, we shall heed their advice and not waste much effort preparing for it. During the battle, we can very well take out our spellbook ‘COMMUNIKATE’ and look for counterspells to defeat this very last creature!
And so, once ‘EFFECTIVE COMM’ returns to where he belongs, all peace shall be restored! And the very dwindling few of us shall start to reproduce and rebuild and regrow our population once again! Well, that is if we survive. HENCE! My fellow BCs! Start your preparations now! Be prepared to engage in the war and fight for our existence! May you all sum up your DNAs, RNAs, glucose, oxygen, and other electrolytes, and throw in your deathful best to put these demons to knife point! May your nerves be with you! Good luck!”
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If you’ve managed to complete reading everything, you are really DAMN free. Good luck for your exams if you’re having them. Have fun at work if you’re working. And DARN YOU whoever is slacking and doing NOTHING right now. But fret not, for my time to slack shall come. FIRST DECEMBER!
“In less than 10 days, all hell’s going to break loose here. Evil creatures and ghouls and monsters are going to terrorize our minds and sanity with ever-tormenting brain wreckers and soul sappers! Listen up fellow Brain Cells! As what is going to be read is of utmost importance, and it may be our very last chance of survival!
On Wednesday, E-con-monster will strike! Armed with his terrifying theories of Taxes, Government Policies, GDPs, Marginality and many more, we are expecting him to wipe out half of our BC population. But fret not my dear friends! Legends say that as long as we SUPPLY him the CAPITAL he DEMANDS, and that EQUILIBRIUM is achieved, we can greatly reduce the BC fatality!
Now don’t be too happy as yet! Because two days later, the ferocious voo-doo-you-mad-the-mad-ticks will suck our very lives away! Records show that this vicious creature wields the hellish weapons of ‘DIFFERENTIATION’ and ‘INTEGRATION’, stolen from the mythical monster Calculus. Not only so, this creature is also well-known for using war tactics such as ‘COMPLEX NUMBERS’ and ‘3-D VECTORS”! Voo-doo-you-mad-the-mad-ticks is one creature not to be messed around with. Estimated fatality could be up to more than 80% if we do not take the necessary precautions! It is proven that techniques such as ‘PRODUCT RULE’ and ‘QUOTIENT’ rule can shield us against the damages of ‘DIFFERENTIATION’; and ‘BY PART’, ‘SUBSTITUTION METHOD’ and ‘PARTIAL FRACTIONS’ is sufficient to protect us against ‘INTEGRATION’! So my dear friends, I urge you now to practice very hard the techniques to wield this creature away!
After which, we will rest ourselves for 5 days, and get ready for the toughest battle yet! The ultimate demon-Fiziks shall come through the gates of hell and spread terror amongst us! Well known for his population-sweeping rituals, his curses are forces to be reckoned with! He would usually start of with the ‘OPTICS’ curse, where the entire BC will be thrown into utter confusion; just the situation he likes. Then, he’ll curse our arsenal and live-stocks with ‘MAGNETIC FIELD’ and ‘ELECTRIC FIELD’, draining our morale! Lastly, he’ll cast his ultimate spell ‘QUANTUM PHYSICS’ to make us all go bonkers and start killing each other! Yes indeed, it seems disastrous and all so hopeless now. Especially when the magical book of ‘ten year series’ is long lost few months back; things are so going to get ugly. Just perhaps, maybe, probably, chanceful, if luck permits, the scroll of ‘FORMULA SHEET’ can help us. But the chances are small my dear mates. Do not pin too much hope on it.
If there are any of us remaining 3 days later, we’ll have to suffer the wrath of KAY-mystery. As if the previous three weren’t bad enough, KAY-mystery promises to bring the ORGANIC fiends of ALKANES, ALKENES, ALKYNES, ALKOHOLS and ACEEDS to tear us apart! Not to forget: MOLES, ELECTROCHEM, EQUILIBRIA, SOLUBILITY are the some INORGANIC ones he likes to summon. For those who are still alive, fighting this horrendous creature, remember hard that the ORGANIC fiends are vulnerable to COMBUSTION as it turns them to harmless and environmentally friendly COtwo and HtwoO! (well, too much COtwo is not good also la.) As for the INORGANIC ones, we have yet to come up with any feasible solutions. So, good luck!
Lastly, if lady luck is smiling down on you, on the 1st of December 2006, the very last monster ‘EFFECTIVE COMM’ shall cross the borders. For it is said by many other BCs of the other Brains that ‘EFFECTIVE COMM don’t need to study one lar!’, we shall heed their advice and not waste much effort preparing for it. During the battle, we can very well take out our spellbook ‘COMMUNIKATE’ and look for counterspells to defeat this very last creature!
And so, once ‘EFFECTIVE COMM’ returns to where he belongs, all peace shall be restored! And the very dwindling few of us shall start to reproduce and rebuild and regrow our population once again! Well, that is if we survive. HENCE! My fellow BCs! Start your preparations now! Be prepared to engage in the war and fight for our existence! May you all sum up your DNAs, RNAs, glucose, oxygen, and other electrolytes, and throw in your deathful best to put these demons to knife point! May your nerves be with you! Good luck!”
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If you’ve managed to complete reading everything, you are really DAMN free. Good luck for your exams if you’re having them. Have fun at work if you’re working. And DARN YOU whoever is slacking and doing NOTHING right now. But fret not, for my time to slack shall come. FIRST DECEMBER!
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